A year ago she was on the endangered
species list, and many assumed she drifted
off the continental shelf, which may have
caused that tsunami on the west coast of
South America.
Yes, she's back, in that more than heavy
Jack Nicholson way.
If they ever remake "The Shining" it is only
appropriate that she get the ax that smashes
through the door and says, "Heeere's Johnny!"
Of course I'm talking about Rosie O'Donnell,
who proves the theory that no species ever
really goes extinct. NBC, the favorite network
of Iranians and imbeciles, is bringing our
favorite Lardassian back for another run on
the tube, minus the sanctimonious Barbara
Walters, and Not So Skinny Beeach, Joy Behar,
who got her comeuppance on the Jay Leno
show a week or two back.
Rosie did have one sentence in her press
briefing that was somewhat shocking; she
said that she would like to sit down and have
a beer with Sarah Palin. I'm generally hard
on Rosie, but occassionally she gets things
right. I think she fully realizes what the media
did to Palin during the campaign, and isn't
buying, because they have done the same
to her on occassion.
Now I'm not saying she didn't deserve some
of that, because even she'll admit her engine
doesn't run smoothly all the time, and
sometimes it just chokes and shuts down.
I give her show about a year, maybe
slightly more.
In a word she is just too erratic to work a
steady gig without making everyone around
her ill. Something will happen to make her
saddle her high horse, and off she will ride
into the sunset once again.
But she's mildly amusing from time to time,
in between her highs and low low lows.
And even I have to admit that I would rather
watch her than Jerry Springer or Maury Povich.
Can you believe he's still on television?
Good luck Rosie, I'll check in next Thanksgiving,
if you're still around.
From the big saddle,
Jim Whelan
The Chairman of the Board
P.S. The office line on Rosie is under six months.
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