The Big Sale Is On Tonight

Like a sale at Macy's, it seems this political
season just goes on and on. Tonights speech
by the Obamaman is likely to be much like the
after Christmas sales at the mall, with everybody
looking to see if that bargain is still there, or
returning the choices others have made for them.

I'm in the second camp becuase I feel like the
media has already made the choice for us,
and I don't like it, and really don't care if I have
to stand in line to get rid of it.

Obamaman will be speaking from Invesco Field,
named after some of those Wall Street Bandits,
(I can't help but smile), and he'll be speaking in
front of Greek or Roman Columns as if he were
Cicero himself. (Socrates would be better.)

He'll be in front of 75,000 roaring fans, and maybe
they've all been outfitted with orange hankies. Maybe
the Orange Crush will magically change to Obama
Crush as he passes his hand over the fawning crowd.

There is pleny of rock and roll lined up to appeal
to all those youngsters who will forget to vote,
like they do in every election. They would do
well remember what happens after the election
...when in Springsteens words..."all the promises
will be broken."

Listening to Democratic operatives today was
like listening to your drunken uncle tell you he
only gets pie eyed at family events, and is a saint
all his other days. Your ears get tired,
and then they just shut down.

Your only reprieve from tonights sonorous oratory
will be to go to a movie, or watch reruns of Law and
Order. I'd sit outside naked in the rain as long as I
didn't have to hear Keith Olberman or Chris Matthews.
Since Matthews has felt that tingle in his legs every
time he hears Obama speak, lets hope he brought a
change of clothes for tonights spectacular, just in
case he is overcome, and loses complete muscular
control.

It's possible I'm just being cranky, but the Obamaman
strikes me as an empty suit with a shorter track record
than a one hit wonder.

Fake Greek or Roman columns only reinforce the issue.

The only real question is, if Obama loses, does Hillary
start campaigning the next day?

From the big saddle,

Jim Whelan
The Chairman of the Board

P.S. One more question. Again, if Obama loses, does
he get the same deal Fat Al got from Google?

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