Today I'm going to engage in idle speculation. I have
a theory as to why Hillary Clinton failed to win the
Democratic nomination for President, and it doesn't
involve Billy Jay.
All weekend the pundits pounded on Billy Jay, and
focused in on him as the main reason Hillary was
defeated. Now I'm all for the press giving Billy Jay a
beating, because we all know he deserves one, even
if he doesn't think so himself.
The best thing that could happen to the Democratic
Party would be to have Billy Jay retire permanently
to foundation business.
Now some pundits had the idiotic idea to bring Billy
Jay out in the fall to rally the Bubba vote. This would
be typical Democratic hypocrisy, railing against Billy
Jay as a racist in the spring, and having him rally the
white folks in the fall.
So here is my theory, or idle speculation.
Hillary Clinton is not the Democratic nominee
because...she isn't good looking enough.
Now some of you may be swallowing hard, but I
think it's the truth. Barack Obama is the nominee
because he is much better looking.
And among Democrats, that's a very important thing.
The lesson all women in Hollywood learn is that after
50 there are very few roles for them to play. And Hollywood
is the Democratic party, all caught up in the past, and with
incredible fantasies about how the world actually works.
The truth is that Hillary isn't camera friendly. Even with
a full time makeup artist she can't pass muster. Whereas
Barack probably only needs a minute or two in the chair
and he's ready to for as many closeups as you need.
So that's what I'm thinking, and I've said my piece.
But you know that if I'm saying it, there must be a whole
horde thinking it. You put a picture of Barack and Michele
next to a photo of Hillary and Billy Jay, and ask the simple
question, "Which picture do you like best?"
It's all over.
To me it's just simple marketing. Everybody else just
complicates the issue.
From the big saddle,
Jim Whelan
The Chairman of the Board
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