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Tuxedo: The Next Generation

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Over the weekend I met with my fave orr ite
designer, Sylvia Danese Di Cola, and her right
or left hand man, Lou. I think Lou is ambidextrous,
or something. He ponied up for a couple of glasses
of ice cold milk, which is The Whelanators beverage
of choice, which makes him okay by me.

If you're in the market for some high fashion threads
you need to check Sylvia out at:

www.danesecreations.com

Not only did I order a new tuxedo, but several of my
friends did too. For me, this is Tuxedo # 7, so that
only makes 23 more to go.

My goal is to have 30 tuxedoes, one for every day of
the month. And of course I'll have to have boots and
a hat for each one too.

The tuxedo Sylvia is making this time is unlike
anything anyone has ever seen before. It's so cool
that Elvis and Liberace want to come back from the
dead just to wear it, but they are plain out of luck...
not to mention time.

The tuxedo has become THE LOOK for
THE WHELANATOR. It's my signature, and
nobody is going to top me.

The tuxedo is also a business magnet. When I go
to an event, nobody ever forgets who I am and what
I do. When I call them later it's instant recognition.

I appeared at an event Friday night in Tuxedo # 6,
and immediately people began asking where they
could get a tuxedo like it. Here's the deal: You can
get a tuxedo, and a fine one it will be be; but it won't
be like mine. My tuxedo's are one offs, meaning that
design doesn't get sold to anybody else.

But not to worry, Sylvia can make you
YOUR VERY OWN DESIGN. That's exactly what
she's doing for some of my friends, and they are
indeed happy campers, looking forward to drinking
their first martini while wearing some sophisticated
threads.

Well I have to run, it seems like the horse is all
saddled up and ready to go. But like I say, if you're
in the market for some threads that make an impression,
be you a mane, or wo mane, check out my friend Sylvia.

You won't be disappointed. I guarantee it.

From the big saddle,

Jim Whelan
The Chairman of the Board

P.S. And as always, you can find us at:
thejamesrwhelanagency.com, or call 206 407 3124.

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