Baba Stakes Her Claim As Queen Of The Trailer Park

When ole Snakehead Jimbo Carville talked about
trailer trash queens several years back he probably
never imagined Baba Wawa in the group. She was
still sitting pretty as a respected newscaster in those days.

Then Baba got involved with the insipid television
show called "The View" and little by little the silverware
started to acquire some tarnish.

In spite of her protestations to the contrary, Baba
instigated the whole Rosie and Donald feud, and
then she fired Rosie to bring in Whoopie.

She has always maintained a kind of sanctimonious
air that struck me the wrong way. You would have
thought that she was Saint Baba in the way she
conducted interviews.

So now she has written a book to fill us in on what
we really didn't want to know in the first place.

She failed at three marraiges, and had a parade
of affairs with powerful men, a married black
Senator from Massachusetts among them. This
particular information was leaked last week in a
bit of what W would have called strateegery.

For some reason Baba just had to get that
information out in public, along with all the rest
of the soiled lingerie.

She is now the Pamela Debarge of the newscasting
industry. You may remember Pamela as the super
groupie that wrote the book, "I'm With The Band...
Confessions of A Super Groupie."

Now Baba can claim her trailer park turf too, since
we know everybody she "swept wif." It all should make
good fodder for Oprah, who is above all this except
when it's ratings gold.

Leave the book sitting on the shelf, it really
doesn't deserve to be a bestseller.

From the big saddle,

Jim Whelan
The Chairman of the Board

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