The Whelanator is on his way to Antarctica!
I'm heading down there to head an expiditionary
force to find out just exactly what the skinny is
on global warming.I'm going to be drilling the
polar ice cap as deep as three miles to find
out if there really are rivers of water running
under the cap.
And if you believe that, you believe that WJC
never had sex with THAT WOMAN.
I am going to Antarctica, but the real reason
that I am going is to do research on penguins.
I got a grant from the federal government to
study the lives of gay penguins in extremely
cold climates.
There has never been a lot of work done on
gay animals, even though the study a few
years back on gay seagulls in the San
Fransisco Bay area got a lot of media coverage.
Don't believe that either?
Well, I can't say as I blame you, although that
grant for gay seagull research is an absolute
fact.That was sponsored by Iowa's Senator Tom
Terrific Harkin.
And if we had a study on gay penguins, which
we don't, maybe we could find out whether or not
they have a toe tapping code. And while we're at
it here, what are the rules on gay seagulls behavior
in public restrooms.
I am on my way to Antarctica. It's a cruise, and in
addition to whales, dolphins, and ice, I'm supposed
to be able to take pictures of thousands of penguins.
What is going to make this unique is that in
addition to taking pictures of penguins, I am going
to get a picture of me wearing my penguin suit, or
tuxedo, with the penguins.That's all the reason I
need to make this trip.
If you check my website:
http://www.thejamesrwhelanagency.com
you'll see a picture of me riding a camel in a
tuxedo.
I believe this is a first.
That picture is right under a picture of me and
The Trumpster, (Donald J) shaking hands in our
penguin suits at a large charity event.
And remember, my penguin suits, (tuxedos), are all
made by Sylvia Danese at Danese Creations.
http://www.danesecreations.com
That's a shameless plug, but it's my blog.
And Sylvia does great work. The Whelanator
wears only the very best.
Oh...there are a few other stops on this bon
voyage. Rio, Buenos Aires, and the like. I may
just have an adventure or two there too.
From the big saddle,
Jim Whelan
P.S. While I'm in Arrrgh gentina I just may try
that bolo thing with the South American cowboys.
At the very least I'll be eating some good grass
fed beef.
Call the Agency that never sleeps. 206 407 3124
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